armlesscadet
duke of milforum slayer
A stranger walks into a bar and sits down. He bets the bartender $300 that he can piss into a glass 10 ft away from him without getting pee anywhere else. The bartender eagerly takes his bet. So the stranger is thinking about the glass…thinking about his dick…dick glass dick glass dick glass *dramatic pause*… and then he lets it rip. So this guy is peeing everywhere, peeing on the phone, the bartender, everywhere EXCEPT the freaking glass. So the bartender, covered in pee is laughing his head off because he's 300 dollars richer. So the stranger walks into another room, goes to some guys playing pool, and comes back with a smile on his face and gladly gives the bartender the 300 dollars. So the bartender, still laughing his ass off says, "What are you so happy about?" the stranger says, "I just bet those three guys there 500 dollars apiece that I can pee on your phone, your entire bar, and you, and you'd be happy about it!"
