Banking Crisis Continues

senojekips

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Following the problems with Lehmann Bros and in the sub-prime lending market in America and the run on Northern Rock, HBOS and Bradford & Bingley in the UK, uncertainty has now hit Japan.

In the last week, the Origami Bank has folded,
Sumo Bank has gone belly up and the
Bonsai Bank announced plans to cut some of its branches.

Yesterday, it was announced that
Karaoke Bank is up for sale and will likely go for a song, while today shares in Kamikaze Bank were suspended after they nose-dived.

Samurai Bank is soldiering on following sharp cutbacks,
Ninja Bank is reported to have taken a hit, but remains in the black.

Furthermore, 500 staff at the Karate Bank got the chop and analysts report that there is something fishy going on over at Sushi Bank, where it's feared that staff may get a raw deal...
 
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