Balls and Guts




 
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Boots
 
April 17th, 2006  
tomtom22
 
 

Topic: Balls and Guts


Balls and Guts

We've all heard about people having guts or balls.

But do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definition for each is listed below ...

GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask:

"Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"

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BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the ass and having the balls to say: "You're next."

I hope this clears up any confusion on the subject

April 17th, 2006  
Navy Boy
 
 

Quote:
Originally Posted by tomtom22
BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the ass and having the balls to say: "You're next."
Hahahahaha! I should try that with my g/f NavyBratt88 lol!
April 18th, 2006  
Italian Guy
 
 
Hahahaha cool.
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Boots
April 18th, 2006  
fronzz
 
 
Good one!
April 19th, 2006  
Marinerhodes
 
 
Wow, time to lock up the guns . . .
April 19th, 2006  
bulldogg
 
 
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Ahem...
April 19th, 2006  
Redleg
 
 
Locking this one now since I'm sure it will lead nowhere good real soon.
The joke itself is good enough, but it's the replies I'm worried about...