Balls and Guts

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tomtom22

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Balls and Guts

We've all heard about people having guts or balls.

But do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definition for each is listed below ...

GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask:

"Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"

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BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the ass and having the balls to say: "You're next."

I hope this clears up any confusion on the subject

:roll:
 
tomtom22 said:
BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the ass and having the balls to say: "You're next."
Hahahahaha! I should try that with my g/f NavyBratt88 lol!:pirate2:
 
Locking this one now since I'm sure it will lead nowhere good real soon.
The joke itself is good enough, but it's the replies I'm worried about... ;)
 
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