I just wanted to have a little laugh today.. So I thought this would make a good topic..

I have one on load..

Guy: Did it hurt?
Girl: Huh?
Guy: When you fell from heaven?

and..

Guy: You father is a thief..
Girl: Eh, Why?
Guy: Cus he took all the stars an put them into your eyes..

Guy. Can I take your picture?
Gal. Why?
Guy. So I can show Santa Claus EXACTLY what I want for Christmas.



Just in time for the season, eh?

HAHA!!..

Well.. I will...

Wait.. I.. Kinda forgot what to say..

Haha!

That's the problem with pick-up lines, the girl has to say the right thing or it doesn't work.

Oh, You meant me?

Go ahead.. Take a picture..





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Am I dead, Angel? Cause this must be heaven!

hahaha, if someone said this to me, well its not bad, just funny

Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes.

hm....

Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.

i would laugh in thier face

I play the field, and it looks like I just hit a home run with you.

slap.......

Hahaha..

Well, if a guy said that to me, I would.. Mostly.. Let me see..

Naw, damn, I would slap him..

But I would problaby use the last one for next time I get single and are on the pub..

lol.... i would say it for a good laugh, but i'm 14 lol so i wouldn't have that chance lol

Ive never used any kind of pickup line, and really nobody I know has. Yall too old :P

Well, since my last name is Ho, I have a 'special' circumstance of horrible pick up lines. And my first name means man in Vietnamese, so there's double the innuendos from my name which I can use.