The Cooler King
Godfather
Pearl Harbor. The mother of all horrible movies.
Bad Movies You Have Seen
Bory
Active member
Titanic - definatly one of the worst i've ever seen
Pearl Harbour - Plot holes so big you could drive a convoy through them, and even worse acting
Mars Attacks - This was supposed to be a Comedy, but the only thing funny about it was someone actully financed it, and actors audtioned for parts in it.
Rambo, MIA and Delta Force series - :cens: :cens: :cens: Enough Said
Mission Impossible 1,2 - Saw the 2nd one first Because Limp Bizkit did the Theme, and Metallica had a song on the album. then after seeing number 1, I have concluded not to waste my money seeing number 3.
Independance Day - I liked when I was 10 when I first saw it, now I think it's boring, and predictable, and the "everyone lives happily ever after" conclusion just :cens: me. That gose for all movies.
Pearl Harbour - Plot holes so big you could drive a convoy through them, and even worse acting
Mars Attacks - This was supposed to be a Comedy, but the only thing funny about it was someone actully financed it, and actors audtioned for parts in it.
Rambo, MIA and Delta Force series - :cens: :cens: :cens: Enough Said
Mission Impossible 1,2 - Saw the 2nd one first Because Limp Bizkit did the Theme, and Metallica had a song on the album. then after seeing number 1, I have concluded not to waste my money seeing number 3.
Independance Day - I liked when I was 10 when I first saw it, now I think it's boring, and predictable, and the "everyone lives happily ever after" conclusion just :cens: me. That gose for all movies.
AussieNick
Forum Digger
Anything with Chuck Norris.
I Know what you did last summer (the franchise).
King Arthur
I Know what you did last summer (the franchise).
King Arthur
Italian Guy
Milforum Hitman
Priscilla Queen of the Desert hehe, nah that was cooool :whip:.
One horrible movie was "Session 9" for those of you who have seen it.
Worst movie of all: Fahrenheit 9/11 because it is lies only. Good thing about it: Helped getting W re-elected :cheers:.
One horrible movie was "Session 9" for those of you who have seen it.
Worst movie of all: Fahrenheit 9/11 because it is lies only. Good thing about it: Helped getting W re-elected :cheers:.
I might say I have seen many many bad movies (e.a Timecop, with van Damme) but the first one that really made me regret waisting my time was Cold Mountain. After 2 hours I swore to watch it all the way, some masochistic trip. After it ended I was ready to murder and pillage..... It was... I don't know the words!!
Italian Guy
Milforum Hitman
Bulldog's best movie is Brokeback Mountain. :cheers:
Italian Guy
Milforum Hitman
Hehe.
Damien435
Active member
Worst Movies
Alexander : This would be the prequel to Brokeback Mountain
Jarhead: Kanye West, and a little quote "The Army may put up with this crap, but we don't." Yeah, because there's such a thing as a sane Marine. Well, there may be somewhere but I haven't met one yet.
Bowling for Columbine: I think Mike Moore just attacks whomever the President is at the time.
Movies I will defend
Independence Day: Commies, every last one of you, except those who didn't list Independence Day as the worst movie.
Delta Force: The movie uses one song to set the tone in every single situation, that takes balls, Chuck Norris size balls.
Mars Attacks: What, you didn't like seeing the Democrat's side of congress wiped out? Damn hippies releasing the doves which started all of that.
Pearl Harbor: Umm, it's a movie about a war that actually happened, and America wins, that automatically raises it a notch, that puts it at notch one.
Kingdom of Heaven: Ok, the Blacksmith knowing more than a 21st century engineer about the level of the water table, strengths and weaknesses of their walls, and ranging of the trebuchets was weird, but umm, heathens!
Alexander : This would be the prequel to Brokeback Mountain
Jarhead: Kanye West, and a little quote "The Army may put up with this crap, but we don't." Yeah, because there's such a thing as a sane Marine. Well, there may be somewhere but I haven't met one yet.
Bowling for Columbine: I think Mike Moore just attacks whomever the President is at the time.
Movies I will defend
Independence Day: Commies, every last one of you, except those who didn't list Independence Day as the worst movie.
Delta Force: The movie uses one song to set the tone in every single situation, that takes balls, Chuck Norris size balls.
Mars Attacks: What, you didn't like seeing the Democrat's side of congress wiped out? Damn hippies releasing the doves which started all of that.
Pearl Harbor: Umm, it's a movie about a war that actually happened, and America wins, that automatically raises it a notch, that puts it at notch one.
Kingdom of Heaven: Ok, the Blacksmith knowing more than a 21st century engineer about the level of the water table, strengths and weaknesses of their walls, and ranging of the trebuchets was weird, but umm, heathens!
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