The Bacon Tree




 
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Boots
 
February 17th, 2012  
tomtom22
 
 

Topic: The Bacon Tree


The Bacon Tree

Two Mexicans are stuck in the desert after crossing into the United States, wandering aimlessly and starving. They are about to just lie down and wait for death, when all of a sudden Luis says...

"Hey Pepe, do you smell what I smell. Ees bacon, I theenk."

"Si, Luis, eet sure smells like bacon."

With renewed hope they struggle up the next sand dune, and there, in the distance, is a tree loaded with bacon.

There's raw bacon, there's fried bacon, back bacon, double smoked bacon... Every imaginable kind of cured pork.

"Pepe, Pepe, we ees saved. Ees a bacon tree."

"Luis, maybe ees a meerage? We ees in the desert don't forget."

"Pepe, since when deed you ever hear of a meerage that smell like bacon... ees no meerage, ees a bacon tree."

And with that, Luis staggers towards the tree. He gets to within 5 metres, Pepe crawling close behind, when suddenly a machine gun opens up, and Luis drops like a wet sock. Mortally wounded, he warns Pepe with his dying breath,

"Pepe... Go back man, you was right, ees not a bacon tree!"

"Luis, Luis MI amigo... What ees it?"

"Pepe... Ees not a bacon tree. Ees


Ees


Ees


Ees



Ees a ham bush...."


SO SORRY I know there is something wrong with me for posting this. Just couldn't help it!

The little voices made me do it !!!

And I bet you tried to do the accent didn't you... I know you did!
February 18th, 2012  
hghlndr6
 
 

ay caramba !
February 18th, 2012  
viper2007
 
 
Si, I tried to speeek the Spaaneesh! (but I am failing miserably!)
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Boots
February 18th, 2012  
I3BrigPvSk
 
 
I tried to speak Spanlish (a mix between English and Spanish) with a Swedish accent
February 19th, 2012  
BritinAfrica
 
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ghostrider
I tried to speak Spanlish (a mix between English and Spanish) with a Swedish accent
Confused? Too right I am. Who wants a beer?
February 19th, 2012  
Team Infidel
 
 
February 19th, 2012  
I3BrigPvSk
 
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by BritinAfrica
Confused? Too right I am. Who wants a beer?
Si, yo tambrien quiero una cerveza, por favor
February 20th, 2012  
viper2007
 
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ghostrider
Si, yo tambrien quiero una cerveza, por favor

Si, senor!
 


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