[b]Tasmanian Vasectomy[/b]




 
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Boots
 
February 22nd, 2005  
LIPS
 
 

Topic: [b]Tasmanian Vasectomy[/b]


Tasmanian Vasectomy

After having their 11th child, a Tassie couple decided that enough was
enough, as they could not afford a larger bed.

So the husband went to his doctor/veterinarian & told him that he, & his
wife/cousin, didn't want to have any more children. The doctor told him
that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that could fix the problem,
but that it was expensive.

A less costly alternative, said the doctor, was to go home, get a huge
firecracker, light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to his
ear & count to 10.

The Tasmanian said to the doctor "I may not be the smartest man in the
world, but I don't see how putting a huge firecracker in a beer can next to
my ear is going to help me."

"Trust me" said the doctor.

So the man went home, lit a firecracker, put it in a beer can, held the can
up to his ear, & began to count:
"1"
"2"
"3"
"4"
"5"

?..at which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs, &
resumed counting on his other hand.

This procedure also works in Ireland, & New Zealand.
February 23rd, 2005  
Darcia
 
LOL Thats was very funny.
February 23rd, 2005  
A Can of Man
 
 
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May 11th, 2006  
tomtom22
 
 
Lmao
May 11th, 2006  
icecold
 
 
heh that's
May 11th, 2006  
Italian Guy
 
 
Haha good one. It worked in the end.
May 13th, 2006  
AJChenMPH
 
 
In the US, we substitute "Redneck" for "Tasmania".
May 14th, 2006  
Rob Henderson
 
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by AJChenMPH
In the US, we substitute "Redneck" for "Tasmania".
I resent that there remark. We rednecks can count to at least twenty twelve afor we gots ta use our feet.
May 14th, 2006  
tomtom22
 
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by C/1Lt Henderson
I resent that there remark. We rednecks can count to at least twenty twelve afor we gots ta use our feet.
Wow!, youse done improved from eleventy leven.
May 15th, 2006  
istealfreefood
 
 
i sent this to my friend that just moved to tasmania a few months ago.