Army Medical Care




 
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Boots
 
August 28th, 2004  
Aaron
 

Topic: Army Medical Care


An army Major visiting the sick soldiers, went to one private and asked, "What's your problem, Soldier?"


"Chronic syphilis, Sir."
"What treatment are you getting?"
"Five minutes with the wire brush each day."
"What's your ambition?"
"To get back to the front, Sir."
"Good man," said the Major.


He went to the next bed, "What's your problem, Soldier?"
"Chronic piles, Sir."
"What treatment are you getting?"
"Five minutes with the wire brush each day."
"What's your ambition?"
"To get back to the front, Sir."
"Good man," barked the Major.

He moved to the next bed, "What's your problem, Soldier?"
"Chronic gum disease, Sir"
"What treatment are you getting?"
"Five minutes with the wire brush each day."
"What's your ambition?"
"To get the wire brush before the other two, Sir!"
August 29th, 2004  
MIA
 
lol
August 30th, 2004  
Aaron
 
ty MIA
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Boots
August 30th, 2004  
Darkmb101
 
just to tell ya, theres an exact copy of your joke some where on this site. im just too lazy to find it for ya
August 30th, 2004  
Aaron
 
kk
April 4th, 2007  
Team Infidel
 
 
perfect... especially these days
April 5th, 2007  
The Other Guy
 
 
I'd want that brush first too... lol
April 9th, 2007  
tomtom22
 
 

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