April Fool???

April Fool???
March 11th, 2008  

Topic: April Fool???

April Fool???
Defense Attorney:Will you please state your age?
Little Old Lady:I am 86 years old.
Defense Attorney:Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened the night of April 1st?
Little Old Lady:There I was, sitting there in my swing on my front porch on a warm spring evening,
when a young man comes creeping up on the porch and sat down beside me.
Defense Attorney:Did you know him?
Little Old Lady:No, but he sure was friendly.
Defense Attorney:What happened after he sat down?
Little Old Lady:He started to rub my thigh.
Defense Attorney:Did you stop him?
Little Old Lady:No, I didn't stop him.
Defense Attorney:Why not ?
Little Old Lady:It felt good. Nobody had done that since my Albert died some 30 years ago.
Defense Attorney:What happened next?
Little Old Lady:He began to rub my breasts.
Defense Attorney:Did you stop him then?
Little Old Lady:No, I did not stop him.
Defense Attorney:Why not?
Little Old Lady:His rubbing made me feel all alive and excited. I haven't felt that good in years!
Defense Attorney:What happened next?
Little Old Lady:Well, by then, I was feeling so "spicy" that I just laid down and told him "Take me, young man. Take me now!"
Defense Attorney:Did he take you?
Little Old Lady:Hell, no! He just yelled, "April Fool!" And that's when I shot him, the little b*stard.

March 12th, 2008  
LOL!! very funny!
March 12th, 2008  
That's great!!!!
April Fool???
March 12th, 2008  
Team Infidel
very nice......
March 12th, 2008  
A Can of Man
OH man!!! hahaha don't screw around with old grannies.

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