Anyone know any really really funny cadences




 
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August 29th, 2004  
Jason Bourne
 

Topic: Anyone know any really really funny cadences


Really really funny ones?
August 30th, 2004  
Damien
 
I was walkin' to the mall one day
recruiter came out and I heard him say
"Son, you know I bet you could
Take a beating from Sgt Wood."


Just made it up... not too funny... sorry.
August 31st, 2004  
Mwashu
 
Little birdy in the sky
Dropped some white wash in my eye
I don't complain and I don't cry
I'm just glad that cows can't fly.
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September 2nd, 2004  
silent driller
 
 
My own little twist to part of the c-130 cadence:

If my chute don't open wide,
I've got a reserve by my side.
And if that chute don't blossom true,
LOOK OUT C , I'M COMIN' THROUGH!!!
September 17th, 2004  
recon
 
lordy lordy im so gory cause i jumped from a plane with out a parachute
September 21st, 2004  
03USMC
 
 
Up in the mornin
Before day.

I don't like it
No way.

Eat my breakfast
too soon.

Hungry as h*ll
Before noon.

Went to the chow hall
on my knees.

Said Mess Sgt, Mess Sgt
feed me please.

Mess sgt. said with
a big fat grin.

If wanna be Marine Corps
ya gotta be thin.
November 7th, 2004  
bonnieblue716
 
 
This one could probably never be used but when has that ever stoped anyone from posting.

I hate you,
You hate me
We all hate our gunney
We take our nines right to his head
But he'd turn around and kill us dead.

OO-RAH, gunney's are bad mother's, I wouldn't sugget pointing anything at them unless your da** sure your going to use it!
November 9th, 2004  
dougal
 
 
If I had the wings of a Sparow,
And If I had the arse of a crowe,
Id fly over officers tomorrow,
And shite on the b%%tards below,
shite on, shite on,
shite on the b%%tards below!!


Sorry
November 30th, 2004  
CadetEnsignAraque
 
Me and superman got in a fight
i hitem in the head with kryptonite
i hit him so hard i bashed his head
and now im datin lois lane
left left left right
left left left right
me and batman got in one to
i hitem in the temple with my big boot
i hit him so hard i cracked his head
and now im driving the batmobile
left left left right
left right left foot right
April 9th, 2005  
MilidarUSMC
 
 
little yellow birdie w/ a little yellow bill..
landed on my window sill

lured him in w/ a piece of bread
then i smashed his little F##g head


C-130 rollin down the strip, b*h blew a tire and the F'ng thing flipped