Answer "Yes" or "No"

Only in paintball. Which doesn't count. And the enemy didn't listen to me. LOL

Have you ever fired and RPG?
 
Yes... You made me relive some very bad experiences, my friend.... Very bad experiences...

Have you ever walked 30 kilometers on the wrong compass bearing?
 
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Yesssssss.....that....idiot.....rookie....cadet....who....makes....mistake....all...the...TIME!!!!

Have you ever scared to pee while paintball battle?
 
Paintball?? NO.

Have you ever fallen out and realised once in formation that YOU are the only one in the platoon wearing summer bottoms with a winter top?
 
Oh yes, one time I walked into school wearing a swimsuit and sandals with a parka on.

Have you ever challenged a "superior" officer to a dual on the field of honor?
 
No, but I put diesel into a gas powered Dodge DOD pickup by "accident".

Have you ever been subjected to wall to wall counselling?
 
No, but I've presided over a few sessions :pirate2:


Has anyone else survived 3 (or any) helicopter crashes?
 
No, thanks God!

What is your most mistake that you have done in the military?
 
NO, no, no... yes or no questions do not begin with ho, what, where, when, why or how...

Have you ever failed a wall locker inspection because of a prank your buddies pulled on you?
 
Yes, they turned it upside down prior inspection...

Have you ever "accidentially" popped CS gas on the shooting range? :peace:
 
No.

Have you ever loaded a clip with all tracers for your buddy right before a night fire exercise?
 
Yes, all five of them :)

Have you ever failed a weapons inspection due to a tampon in the chamber?
 
HAHAHAHA NO... hahahaha

Have you ever failed a "health and welfare" inspection by the MP dogs when they discover all the contraband is directly over YOUR bunk?
 
Yes, ONCE.

Have you ever prepared for a command inspection by ingesting 25 raw green onions and 10 cloves of garlic an hour prior to said inspection?
 
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