Are your ex-girlfriend's Itchies contagious via internet contact?

Aren't we destroying some of the major conventions of the social contract?

I have no clue, what are they?

Surely you jest man?

I never had to deal with social contracts, the Itchies took care of those. How come you know what they are?

Bulldog, did you read Rosseau?

Have you read Kant?

Who hasn't?

Should we take a poll?

Kant who?