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Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires: Joseph Guillotin, Charles de Gaulle, Celine Dion
Politics: Eurocrat
Favorite era(s): Prehistoric times
Favorite explorer(s): Vasco de Gama, Francis Drake
Favorite food(s): French
Favorite great leader(s): Tony Blair, Charles de Gaulle, Robespierre
Favorite royal(s): Antoinette of France
Favorite destination(s): France
Favorite philosopher(s): Rousseau, Voltaire, Thomas Aquinas
Favorite political figure(s): Robespierre
Favorite quote(s): "Each problem that I solved became a rule which served afterwards to solve other problems." - Rene Descartes (1596-1650)


Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Miguel Cortez,
Small Business Owner

Jacques Chirac alors Maire de Paris s'y retrouva en compagnie de son ami Gr�gory Peck autour d'un cassoulet.

Ben Werner,
Student Newspaper Editor

French President Jacques Chirac and German Chancellor Gerard Schroeder agreed in October last year during the EU summit to keep indefinitely the Common Agricultural Policy by which European farmers are subsidized and protected.
President Mubarak Convened with his French counterpart Jacques Chirac at the Elysee Palace and came into agreement around the importance of holding an international anti terrorism conference in an effort to set a formula for countries to follow.
CHIRAC CRITICAL "If the United States decide to intervene alone, we will have to say that that will happen outside of the international community," French President Jacques Chirac told the daily Le Figaro newspaper in an interview to be published on Monday.

Astrid Schuhmann,
Backpacker

French President Jacques Chirac made the announcement after talks in Paris with German Chancellor Gerhard Schroeder.

Jack Crawford,
WWII Veteran

Recognizing this, President Jacques Chirac announced in 1995 that the responsibility for Vichy lay with the French nation and that this applied to the sending of Jews to Auschwitz and other extermination camps.

Josh Hogan,
Commander

Blix and ElBaradei were in Paris to brief French President Jacques Chirac on their teams' work in Iraq 10 days before delivering a key progress report to the U.
President Mubarak held talks with French President Jacques Chirac confirming consensus viewpoint between Egypt and France regarding the Mideast peace and Iraqi issues.
French President Jacques Chirac on Wednesday reiterated that war is not unavoidable in Iraq and France and Germany have close consultation to end the Iraqi crisiswith a peaceful solution.

Bob Greenberg,
Congressional Candidate

Jacques Chirac may have been seen by French voters as the lesser of two evils but that shouldn�t be used as an excuse for complacency - when people are as alienated from mainstream political parties as the collapse in Labour�s membership indicates, democracy is endangered.
It is clear that Jacques Chirac cannot take his landslide victory as a personal vote of confidence; indeed, many, if not most, voters cast their ballots against Le Pen and not for Chirac.
French President Jacques Chirac said on Friday the center-right government would continue lowering income tax and social charges, fulfilling its election pledge despite slower than expected economic growth.
 
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