Missileer
Active member
Two friends had gone for a girl's night out; both were very faithful and
loving wives, however, they had gotten over-enthusiastic on the Bacardi Breezers.
Incredibly drunk & walking home they needed to pee, so they stopped in the
cemetery. One of them had nothing to wipe with so she thought she would take
off her panties and use them.
Her friend however was wearing a rather expensive pair of panties and did
not want to ruin them, but was lucky enough to squat down next to a grave that
had a wreath with a ribbon on it, so she proceeded to wipe with that. After
the girls did their business they proceeded to go home.
The next day one of the women's husbands was concerned that his normally
sweet and innocent wife was still in bed hung over, so he phoned the other
husband and said, "These girl nights have got to stop! I'm starting to suspect the
worst .. . My wife came home with no panties!"
"That's nothing" said the other husband, "Mine came back with a card stuck
to her ass that said: From all of us at the Fire Station. We'll never forget
you."
loving wives, however, they had gotten over-enthusiastic on the Bacardi Breezers.
Incredibly drunk & walking home they needed to pee, so they stopped in the
cemetery. One of them had nothing to wipe with so she thought she would take
off her panties and use them.
Her friend however was wearing a rather expensive pair of panties and did
not want to ruin them, but was lucky enough to squat down next to a grave that
had a wreath with a ribbon on it, so she proceeded to wipe with that. After
the girls did their business they proceeded to go home.
The next day one of the women's husbands was concerned that his normally
sweet and innocent wife was still in bed hung over, so he phoned the other
husband and said, "These girl nights have got to stop! I'm starting to suspect the
worst .. . My wife came home with no panties!"
"That's nothing" said the other husband, "Mine came back with a card stuck
to her ass that said: From all of us at the Fire Station. We'll never forget
you."
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