"Apple Computer reported today that it has developed computer chips that can store and play music inside women's breasts.

This is considered to be a major breakthrough because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them."

it would be like music in the pillows

*smacks forehead* MEN!!!!! Can't live with them, can't kill them. *sigh*

Amusing.

Hehehehehe...Niiice.

Any added perks are appreciated. Way to go Apple, this will be even more popular than singing Christmas cards.

Originally Posted by Missileer

Any added perks are appreciated. Way to go Apple, this will be even more popular than singing Christmas cards.

I slit my wrists this time of year cause of those damned things...There is such a thing as TOO much Christmas cheer...

Originally Posted by C/1Lt Henderson

I slit my wrists this time of year cause of those damned things...There is such a thing as TOO much Christmas cheer...

Oh heck yeah there is!!!! Like those stupid snow globes that play Christmas music. I had to listen to one for 8 freakin' hours yesterday. Talk about wanting to commit suicide...