An American, a Brit and a Chinese man...

KC72

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An American, a Brit and a Chinese man are all drafted into some crazy post apocolyptic army where they would all be on the same side.

Anyway, the general turns to them and say to the American, "Get yo ass down to the mess hall and sort us out some food!"

"YES, SIR!" shouts the yank, and runs off.

The genral turns to the Brit and shouts "Get you ass down to the armoury and get us some damn hell ass guns!"

"YES, SAH!" shouts the Brit, and runs off.

The General turns to the Chinese man, and says "Get yo ass down to the inventory, sort us out some supplies!"

"Yes, Sir!" Shouts the Chinaman, and runs off.

4 Hours later, the Genral returns to find the Brit and American waiting patiently in a line.
The general says "I can see the food, I can see the damn hell ass guns, but where in the sweet jesus **** is the Chinaman?"

"he hasn't come back from down the hall" says the Brit.

The General marches down the hall angrily, and goes into one of the rooms, and flips on a light switch.

"SUPPLIES!!!!" yells the Chinaman, jumping from behing a shelf.
 
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