The Amazing Claude.




 
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Boots
 
March 4th, 2005  
Missileer
 
 

Topic: The Amazing Claude.


It was opening night at the theater and the Amazing Claude was topping the bill.
People came from miles around to see the famed hypnotist do his stuff.

As Claude took to the stage, he announced, "Unlike most stage hypnotists
who invite two or three people up onto the stage to be put into a trance, I
intend to hypnotize each and every member of the audience."

The excitement was almost electric as Claude withdrew a beautiful antique
pocket watch from his coat. I want you each to keep your eye on this
antique watch. It's a very special watch. It's been in my family for six
generations."

He began to swing the watch gently back and forth while quietly chanting,
"Watch the watch, watch the watch, watch the watch...."

The crowd became mesmerized as the watch swayed back and forth, light
gleaming off its polished surface. Hundreds of pairs of eyes followed the
swaying watch, until suddenly it slipped from the hypnotist's fingers and
fell to the floor, breaking into a hundred pieces.

"Shit!" said the hypnotist.

It took three weeks to clean up the theater.
March 4th, 2005  
C/2nd Lt Robot
 
 
March 5th, 2005  
Darcia
 
That was good
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Boots
July 30th, 2005  
tomtom22
 
 
LMAO
July 30th, 2005  
Charge 7
 
 
ROTFL
July 30th, 2005  
wife of lips
 
 
outstanding
August 1st, 2005  
LIPS
 
 
Funny stuff that
August 1st, 2005  
Locke
 
 
lol
luverly
August 2nd, 2005  
DTop
 
 
LMAO
August 3rd, 2005  
babyboy4u363
 
 
haha not bad at all