The Amazing Ability Of Australian Aborigines




 
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The Amazing Ability Of Australian Aborigines
 
March 30th, 2006  
Chief Bones
 
 

Topic: The Amazing Ability Of Australian Aborigines


The Amazing Ability Of Australian Aborigines
The Amazing Ability Of Australian Aborigines

An Australian tour guide was showing a group of American tourists the Top End of the Northern Territory. On their way to Kakadu National Park he was describing the abilities of the Australian Aborigine to track man or beast over land, through the air and under the sea. The Americans were incredulous.

Then later in the day, the tour rounded a bend on the highway and discovered, lying in the middle of the road, an Aborigine.
He had one ear pressed to the white line whilst his left leg was held high in the air. The tour stopped and the guide and the tourists gathered around the prostrate Aborigine.

"Jacky," said the tour guide, "what are you tracking and what are you listening for?"

The aborigine replied, "Down the road about 25 miles is a 1971 Valiant Ute. It's red. The left front tyre is bald. The front end is out of whack and it has dents in every panel. There are 9 black fellas in the back, all drinking warm sherry. There are 3 kangaroos on the roof rack and 6 dogs on the front seat."

The American tourists moved forward, astounded by this precise and detailed knowledge.

"Goddammit man, how do you know all that?" asked one.

The Aborigine replied, "I fell out of the f****n' thing about half an hour ago."
April 1st, 2006  
Marinerhodes
 
 
Hehe
April 1st, 2006  
Rob Henderson
 
 
LOL...thats damned good tracking mate
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The Amazing Ability Of Australian Aborigines
April 1st, 2006  
tomtom22
 
 
April 4th, 2006  
Navy Boy
 
 
Lol!
January 8th, 2007  
Team Infidel
 
 
that's a good one