I am moving to Mexico




 
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I am moving to Mexico
 
April 9th, 2010  
jillyz12
 
 

Topic: I am moving to Mexico


I am moving to Mexico
Dear President Obama,

I'm planning to move my family and extended family into Mexico for my health, and I would like to ask you to assist me.

We're planning to simply walk across the border from the U.S. Into Mexico, and we'll need your help to make a few arrangements.

We plan to skip all the legal stuff like visas, passports, immigration quotas and laws.

I'm sure they handle those things the same way you do here. So, would you mind telling your buddy, President Calderon, that I'm on my way over?

Please let him know that I will be expecting the following:

1. Free medical care for my entire family.

2. English-speaking government bureaucrats for all services I might need, whether I use them or not.

3. Please print all Mexican government forms in English.

4. I want my grandkids to be taught Spanish by English-speaking (bi-lingual) teachers.

5. Tell their schools they need to include classes on American culture and history.

6. I want my grandkids to see the American flag on one of the flag poles at their school.

7. Please plan to feed my grandkids at school for both breakfast and lunch.

8. I will need a local Mexican driver's license so I can get easy access to government services.

9. I do plan to get a car and drive in Mexico, but, I don't plan to purchase car insurance, and I probably won't make any special effort to learn local traffic laws.

10. In case one of the Mexican police officers does not get the memo from their president to leave me alone, please be sure that every patrol car has at least one English- speaking officer.

11. I plan to fly the U.S. Flag from my house top, put U S. Flag decals on my car, and have a gigantic celebration on July 4th. I do not want any complaints or negative comments from the locals.

12. I would also like to have a nice job without paying any taxes, or have any labor or tax laws enforced on any business I may start.

13. Please have the president tell all the Mexican people to be extremely nice and never say critical things about me or my family, or about the strain we might place on their economy.

14. I want to receive free food stamps.

15. Naturally, I'll expect free rent subsidies.

16. I'll need Income tax credits so although I don't pay Mexican Taxes, I'll receive money from the government.

17. Please arrange it so that the Mexican Gov't pays $4,500 to help me buy a new car.

18. Oh yes, I almost forgot, please enroll me free into the Mexican Social Security program so that I'll get a monthly income in retirement.

I know this is an easy request because you already do all these things for all his people who walk over to the U.S. From Mexico. I am sure that President Calderon won't mind returning the favor if you ask him nicely.

Thank you so much for your kind help. You're the man!!!
April 9th, 2010  
-- Dusty
 
 
Ewwwwww WWWWW! How "loving"!
lol!
May 3rd, 2010  
Team Infidel
 
 
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I am moving to Mexico
May 9th, 2010  
Korean Seaboy
 
 
About the last part, I'm thinking it meant about the illegal immigrants.
May 9th, 2010  
Chief Bones
 
 
If you ARE going to enter Mexico illegally, just remember you 'could' end up serving time working in one of their mines doing 'hard' labor (that is just one of the possibilities for an illegal alien in Mexico).

Unlike the United States, Mexico takes the question of illegal entry into their country seriously and uses some fairly harsh policies to deal with it.
May 9th, 2010  
wolfen
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Chief Bones
If you ARE going to enter Mexico illegally, just remember you 'could' end up serving time working in one of their mines doing 'hard' labor (that is just one of the possibilities for an illegal alien in Mexico).

Unlike the United States, Mexico takes the question of illegal entry into their country seriously and uses some fairly harsh policies to deal with it.
'could" end up serving time working in one of their mies? don't you mean "WILL" I mean this IS the only country that doesn't care who comes in from where.
May 10th, 2010  
sky2979
 
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Chief Bones

Unlike the United States, Mexico takes the question of illegal entry into their country seriously and uses some fairly harsh policies to deal with it.

Yeah, like the Cartel shooting you..lol...Unfortunately, Mexico's ran by the cartel and not the president...
May 10th, 2010  
wolfen
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by sky2979
Yeah, like the Cartel shooting you..lol...Unfortunately, Mexico's ran by the cartel and not the president...
In that case I have a suggestion for the illegal people crossing the border, cross, buy a weapon, return to Mexico, and KILL THE DRUG CARTELS!!!!!!
Then sit back and enjoy a cold beer in a safe place
May 11th, 2010  
sky2979
 
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by wolfen
In that case I have a suggestion for the illegal people crossing the border, cross, buy a weapon, return to Mexico, and KILL THE DRUG CARTELS!!!!!!
Then sit back and enjoy a cold beer in a safe place

lol, easier said than' done ...Its a never-ending story...I'm just happy to be an American and live in Texas lol...
May 11th, 2010  
wolfen
 
I'm glad your an American too, but I wish you lived here in Virginia instead of Texas
Speaking of which theres an elem school here that is looking for a teacher
 


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