Alphabets for the aging:




 
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Alphabets for the aging:
 
May 9th, 2007  
Pacific Lure
 
 

Topic: Alphabets for the aging:


Alphabets for the aging:
A is for Apple, and B is for Boat,
That used to be right, But now it won't float!
Age before Beauty is what we once said,
But let's be a bit more realistic instead.

Now A's for arthritis; B's the bad back,

C is the chest pains, perhaps car-d-iac?
D is for dental decay and decline,
E is for eyesight, can't read that top line!
F is for fissures and fluid retention,
G is for gas which I'd rather not mention.
H is for high blood pressure--I can't get it low,
I for incisions with scars you can show.
J is for joints, out of socket, won't mend,
K is for knees that crack when they bend.
L for libido, what happened to sex?
M is for memory, I forget what comes next
N is neuralgia, in nerves way down low;
O is for osteo, the bones that don't grow!
P for prescriptions, I have quite a few,
just give me a pill and I'll be good as new!
Q is for queasy, is it fatal or flu?
R for reflux, one meal turns to two.
S for sleepless nights, counting my fears,
T for Tinnitus; there are bells in my ears!
U is for urinary; big troubles with flow;
V is for vertigo, that's "dizzy," you know.
W is for worry, NOW what's going 'round?
X is for X ray, and what might be found.
Y is another year I'm left here behind,
Z is for zest that I still have-- in my mind.
I've survived all the symptoms, my body's deployed,
And I am keeping twenty-six 'doctors' fully employed!!!
May 9th, 2007  
Team Infidel
 
 
lol ..
May 11th, 2007  
CrazyLilCajun
 
 
haha....
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Alphabets for the aging:
May 5th, 2009  
tomtom22
 
 
And all of it is soo true!
May 5th, 2009  
Sevens
 
 
That's funny!!
 


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