Pffff, what a jib! You do know that a lot of the great warrior tribes go into battle with a little bit extra. Call it a turbo diesel if you please..... We call it fearlessness combined with temporary invincibility. Who cares what happens after, as long as you are victorious. The worst case will be that I'll be at the banquet in Valhalla at bit earlier..... and how bad is that!
Alligators Vs. Crocs
Rob Henderson
Banned
LOL...Ted, I really would like to see you wrestle a crocodile...Call me a pessemist, but seriously...
Rob Henderson
Banned
I wouldnt...It wouldnt be much of a contest...LOL...5 minute show + 20 mins of Ted screaming his arse off....
C/1Lt Henderson said:
Here we go again Henderson!!! First you ask if you can be pessimistic and then start to talk plain defeatist language. Aren't you Yanks supposed to be these opportunistic, handy, practical lot that overcome troubles with creativity and sheer brute force?
Yeah, It will be a 5 minute show, after that the croc is in submission... easy as pie!
Nuff said!
Missileer
Active member
I'm willing to pay up to five dollars to see this. Especially if they have the obligatory monkey riding a Border Collie around the arena before the rodeo starts. I don't think they could ever get the monkey on a croc though, they're a little smarter than Humans, except, maybe duct tape. Hmmmm...
Rob Henderson
Banned
Well, pessimistic is defeatist...I am not a yankee...Yea, we as a nation are. And you will be crying...Its not defeatist,its just reality.Ted said:
GeezeLouise Henderson, I am glad we don´t have you in our army. How the hell will we ever win a battle with this attitude between the ears? Yes Laddy, you´d better think that one over. If you are solide between the ears, you have all ready won. I know this, the crocs know this and you should know it too!
deerslayer
Milforum Swamp Dweller
^^What Ted said.
I'd rather go up the river with a company of well-disciplined soldiers than a company of pessimists.
"...Our coach preached two important goals to success- DESIRE and physical conditioning. Sure, the physical conditioning helped, but all we heard about during his speeches was the DESIRE." Patrick F. McManus, outdoor humorist
I'd rather go up the river with a company of well-disciplined soldiers than a company of pessimists.
"...Our coach preached two important goals to success- DESIRE and physical conditioning. Sure, the physical conditioning helped, but all we heard about during his speeches was the DESIRE." Patrick F. McManus, outdoor humorist
Rob Henderson
Banned
So if a human is going up against a 3 meter croc in his natural habitat, whos going to win? Seriously.I know the whole mind over matter thing, but Im a realist. Just because a man thinks he can fly, doesnt mean he can.Desire will only make you strive harder...It doesnt make things any easier.Solid between the ears. OK, so if I put a genius with an optimistic attitude in the heat of battle, with no prior traning, he will win the fight?...main point...TALK IS CHEAP.
deerslayer
Milforum Swamp Dweller
Refer to the quote- it also mentioned conditioning
. You're introducing an element (lack of conditioning) that has been rendered moot by McManus's statement.
. You're introducing an element (lack of conditioning) that has been rendered moot by McManus's statement.C/1Lt Henderson said:
AH.... so here comes the monkey out of the sleeve (Dutch parlance, author unknown)! Who ever daid that I am untrained? I am a highly trained water combat specialist. I can hold my breath for a long period of time while my muscles do not have oxygen deprivation.... I become one with the element..... Pff and what is three meters if he can't open his mouth. I am nearly two and I can use mine!
p.s. Talk isn't cheap, it's for free!
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sunb! said:
Now what is this supposed to mean? I can't believe it that you all are so.... so very.... god I can't even think of the words anylonger!!! All I demand is that when the crocs are defeated, the alligators and caymans have gone home in terror.... that you all apologize for your negativity in this whole ordeal. Supporting the brave is obviously something new to you and I am under the impression you lot rather run then put up a perfectly winnable fight! I am just disappointed and des-illusioned! A sad day...
Rob Henderson
Banned
You know there is such a thing as having too much water....Its called drowning. HAHAHAHA...my chem. 2 teacher tought me that.
meh
alligators are pretty tame, but anyone who goes out of their way to annoy them deserves to get bitten, and you dont want to get bitten by those things
as someone else said, alligators will kill you for no other reason than that you exist, good thing there aren't that many in the u.s.
alligators are pretty tame, but anyone who goes out of their way to annoy them deserves to get bitten, and you dont want to get bitten by those things
as someone else said, alligators will kill you for no other reason than that you exist, good thing there aren't that many in the u.s.