With All Due Respect Sergeant

Armywannabe

So this happened to me a while back when one of the Sergeants kept nitpicking at my uniform (this wasn’t the first time) then she decided to pick my hair to complain about. I had it in a pink pixie cut and then i found out the rule of no unnaturally coloured hair, so then I dyed it black (in certain lights it looked dark blue) then I noticed that SHE had a teal and pink streak in her hair so I said “With all due respect Sergeant, why are you complaining about MY hair being coloured when you have a streak of colour in YOUR hair. she then proceeded to storm off to go nitpick at some other unfortunate person who’s tunic pockets were rumpled