AKA "Blowin' In The Wind"

Pacific Lure

Pacific Lure

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:p Use these lyrics to sing to the tune of 'Blowin' In The Wind' by Bob Dylan:

How many roads must a man drive down
Before he admits he is lost?
Why when a man becomes married is he
unable to find his own socks?

How many times will it take 'til he knows
he has seen The Three Stooges enough?

The answer my friend, I cannot comprehend
The answer, I cannot comprehend.

How many shows can a man surf through
before the remote burns out?
Why does he think that an intimate gift
is a Dustbuster Plus for the house?

How many sounds can a man's body make
before he sleeps on the couch?

The answer my friend, is take two aspirin
The answer is take two aspirin.

Why when we go for a romantic drive
do we wind up at Builder's Square again?
How many nights will he leave the seat up
so I land on cold porcelain?

How men really feel is a mystery to me
and probably a mystery to them.

The answer girlfriend is driving me to gin...
The answer is driving me to gin.​
 
Pacific Lure said:
How many nights will he leave the seat up
so I land on cold porcelain?​
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Call me a SOC (Silly Old Celibate), but what's with women's universal vexation with upright toilet seats? I would have thought that there's just as much moral onus on the female to return the seat up for her man/sons/dad/brothers as there is for them to put it down and if the aforementioned inconsiderate males failed in their moral duty how much real effort is it to place down your own seat?

That said, nice lyrics :)
 
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