Airforce squawks




 
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Boots
 
June 19th, 2004  
Recce
 

Topic: Airforce squawks


Problem: "Left inside main tire almost needs replacement."
Solution: "Almost replaced left inside main tire."

Problem: "Test flight OK, except autoland very rough."
Solution: "Autoland not installed on this aircraft."

Problem: "The autopilot doesn't."
Signed off: "IT DOES NOW."

Problem: "Something loose in cockpit."
Solution: "Something tightened in cockpit."

Problem: "Evidence of hydraulic leak on right main landing gear."
Solution: "Evidence removed."

Problem: "Number three engine missing."
Solution: "Engine found on right wing after brief search."

Problem: "DME volume unbelievably loud."
Solution: "Volume set to more believable level."

Problem: "Dead bugs on windshield."
Solution: "Live bugs on order."

Problem: "Autopilot in altitude hold mode produces a 200 fpm descent."
Solution: "Cannot reproduce problem on ground."

Problem: "IFF inoperative."
Solution: "IFF inoperative in OFF mode."

Problem: "Friction locks cause throttle levers to stick."
Solution: "That's what they're there for."
June 19th, 2004  
Darkmb101
 
and they're supposed to be the smart ones
June 19th, 2004  
AFSteliga
 
 
Hahaha. Funny.
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Boots
June 20th, 2004  
1217
 

Redleg has this one on his site already... (too lazy to look for it, but I know it's there somewere...)
April 2nd, 2007  
Team Infidel
 
 
hahah those are funny