Originally Posted by I3BrigPvSk

Because you can't use a compass and a map? That can be a good thing, an officer with a map is really dangerous

Because a GPS is easier !

Originally Posted by AirborneWings

Because a GPS is easier !

Yeah, a compass and a map are really complicated to use so let the NCO's use them.

Originally Posted by I3BrigPvSk

Yeah, a compass and a map are really complicated to use so let the NCO's use them.

It’s not too easy holding a map while dropping from the sky. A wrist mounted GPS is however !

Originally Posted by AirborneWings

It’s not too easy holding a map while dropping from the sky. A wrist mounted GPS is however !

Do your NCO's provide you with cushions for a soft landing when you land?

Originally Posted by I3BrigPvSk

Do your NCO's provide you with cushions for a soft landing when you land?

I always land on my feet so there’s no need !

Originally Posted by AirborneWings

I always land on my feet so there’s no need !

Do you Mary Poppin boys know most airplanes can land without any issues?

Originally Posted by I3BrigPvSk

Do you Mary Poppin boys know most airplanes can land without any issues?

That’s true but that’s a boring way to land !

Originally Posted by AirborneWings

That’s true but that’s a boring way to land !

That's why your wife doesn't like it when you take her on a vacation...

Originally Posted by I3BrigPvSk

That's why your wife doesn't like it when you take her on a vacation...

Yes and probably why she gets me drunk in the airport bar before boarding so I end up sleeping until we land at our destination !

Originally Posted by AirborneWings

Yes and probably why she gets me drunk in the airport bar before boarding so I end up sleeping until we land at our destination !

You need the Viking drinking routine so you don't fall asleep. I will help you with it. We begin at the basic level, which is to drink constantly for about a week without sleeping. if you fall asleep during the training, I will punish you.

The advanced level contains of raiding, pillaging, burning, and other cultural exchange stuff