Air force one and the farmer




 
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Boots
 
February 19th, 2004  
I.Y.A.A.Y.A.S
 

Topic: Air force one and the farmer


Air Force One crashed in the middle of rural America.
Panic stricken, the Secret Service mobilized and descended on the farm in force. When they got there, the wreckage was clear. The aircraft was totally destroyed, with only a burned hulk left smoldering in a tree line that bordered a farm. Secret Service descended upon the smoking hulk but could find no remains of the crew or the President's staff. To their amazement, a lone farmer was plowing a field not too far away as if nothing at all happened.

They hurried over to surround the man's actor. "Sir," the senior Secret Service agent asked, panting and out of breath. "Did you see this terrible accident happen?" "Yep. Sure did." The man muttered unconcernedly. "Do you realize that is the President of the United States' airplane?" "Yep." "Were there any survivors?" the agent gasped. "Nope. They's all kilt straight out." The farmer sighed cutting of his tractor motor. "I done buried them all myself. Took most of the morning." "The President of the United States is DEAD?" The agent gulped in disbelief. "Yep, he kept a-saying he wasn't ... but you know what a liar he is!"
February 19th, 2004  
Redleg
 
 
Good one!

But you did post it (and the other one) in the wrong category..
Those are for real life true stories..
February 20th, 2004  
I.Y.A.A.Y.A.S
 
ohhhh. i didn't know... i am sorry
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Boots
February 20th, 2004  
Redleg
 
 
No problem
February 23rd, 2004  
Mark Conley
 
 
Munitions..You are my type of guy..I darn near messed myself with this one...
January 5th, 2007  
Team Infidel
 
 
that's good
January 6th, 2007  
Sevens
 
 
Lol.....
January 6th, 2007  
tomtom22
 
 
January 7th, 2007  
phoenix80
 
 
OMG

January 7th, 2007  
JulesLee
 
 
good one!!