AIR FORCE DENIES STORIES OF UFO CRASH




 
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Boots
 
February 19th, 2004  
I.Y.A.A.Y.A.S
 

Topic: AIR FORCE DENIES STORIES OF UFO CRASH


Valles Marineris (MPI) - A spokesthing for Mars Air Force denounced as false rumors that an alien space craft crashed in the desert, outside of Ares Vallis on Friday. Appearing at a press conference today, General Rgrmrmy The Lesser, stated that "the object was, in fact, a harmless high-altitude weather balloon, not an alien spacecraft."

The story broke late Friday night when a major stationed at nearby Ares Vallis Air Force Base contacted the Valles Marineris Daily Record with a story about a strange, balloon-shaped object which allegedly came down in the nearby desert, "bouncing" several times before coming to a stop, "deflating in a sudden explosion of alien gases." Minutes later, General Rgrmrmy The Lesser contacted the Daily Record telepathically to contradict the earlier report.

General Rgrmrmy The Lesser stated that hysterical stories of a detachable vehicle roaming across the Martian desert were blatant fiction, provoked by incidences involving swamp gas. But the general public has been slow to accept the Air Force's explanation of recent events, preferring to speculate on the "other-worldly" nature of the crash debris. Conspiracy theorists have condemned Rgrmrmy's statements as evidence of "an obvious government cover-up", pointing out that Mars has no swamps.
May 9th, 2004  
Marksman
 
 
Well they always say that,i mean why are they hiding that from us there is limited number of human beeings in the universe,why cant we know the truth!!
May 11th, 2004  
Darkmb101
 
You want to know the truth? You cant handle the truth.

Im just kidding, it would be cool to meet a non hostile alien.
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June 3rd, 2004  
airmanpatroler
 
 
We need a war with aliens that would be fun
June 7th, 2004  
1217
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by airmanpatroler
We need a war with aliens that would be fun
War is never fun.
June 7th, 2004  
Marksman
 
 
Got that right 1217,and all i need are some alien wannabees with laser weapons upon my ass
June 7th, 2004  
AFSteliga
 
 
That's...interesting.
March 6th, 2007  
Team Infidel
 
 
pretty interesting