AGELESS WIT AND OBSERVATIONS

Missileer

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Some oldies, some new, but all in all, true.

"If you don't read the newspaper you are uninformed,
if you do read the newspaper you are misinformed."
- Mark Twain

"A government which robs Peter to pay Paul can
always depend on the support of Paul."
- George Bernard Shaw

"Giving money and power to government is like giving
whiskey and car keys to teenage boys."
-P.J. O'Rourke, Civil Libertarian

"I don't make jokes I just watch the government
and report the facts."
-Will Rogers

"If you think health care is expensive now,
wait until you see what it costs when it's free!"
-P.J. O`Rourke, Civil Libertarian

"In general, the art of government consists of taking as
much money as possible from one party of the citizens
to give to the other."
-Voltaire (1764)

"The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal
sharing of the blessings. The inherent blessing of
socialism is the equal sharing of misery."
- Winston Churchill

"The only difference between a tax man and
a taxidermist is that the taxidermist leaves the skin."
-Mark Twain

"A government big enough to give you everything
you want, is strong enough to take everything you have."
-Thomas Jefferson

"Suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you
were a member of Congress.... But then I repeat
myself."
- Mark Twain

Talk is cheap...except when Congress does it.
- Unknown
 
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