AFghanistan Christmas Carol




 
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Boots
 
June 21st, 2004  
soldierzhonor
 
 

Topic: AFghanistan Christmas Carol


T' was the night before Christmas and all through the Land,
They're running like rabbits in Afghanistan,
Osama's been praying, he's down on his Knees,
He's hoping that Allah will hear all his Pleas.
He thought if he killed us that we'd fall and Shatter,
But all that he's done is just make us Madder.
We ain't yet forgotten our Marines in Beirut,
And we'll kick your butt, with one heavy Boot.

And yes we remember the USS Cole,
And the lives of our sailors that you bastards Stole.
You think you can rule us and cause us to Fear,
You'll soon get the answer if you live to Hear.
And we ain't forgotten your buddy Saddam,
And he ain't forgotten the sound of our Bombs.
You think that those mountains are somewhere to Hide.
They'll go down in history as the place where you Died.

Remember Khadhafi and his Line of Death?
He came very close, to his final Breath.
So come out and prove it, that you are a Man,
Cause our boys are coming and they have a Plan.
They are our fathers and they are our Sons,
And they sure do carry some mighty big Guns.
They would have stayed home with children and Wives,
Till you bastards came here and took all these Lives.

Osama I wrote this especially for You,
For air mail delivery by B-52.
You soon will be hearing a thud and a whistle,
Old Glory is coming, attached to a Missile
I will not be sorry to see your ass Go.
It's Red, White, and Blue that is running this Show

Edit: looked like I took the credit but it was an unknown author who wrote this. Didnt want to take credit for something I didnt write. Enjoy.
June 23rd, 2004  
FutureRANGER
 
 
I love that

June 23rd, 2004  
AFSteliga
 
 
That is beyond excellent. I love that.
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Boots
June 24th, 2004  
Nick E
 
I wish I knew who wrote it, It is brilliant. I hope the bomb hit him in the ForeHead!
July 18th, 2004  
Lil' LiMa
 
 
that waz sweet thatz really funny lol
July 18th, 2004  
GADefence
 
I personally found this more offensive than anything, and not at all funny.
July 18th, 2004  
FutureRANGER
 
 
I personally found it offensive that he attacked the USS Cole and killed 17 Sailors. I personally found it offensive he attacked a mlitary barracks in Beirut and killed 241 Marines, Navy Corpsman, and Soldiers, and 58 French troops. I personally find it offensive he hijacked four American passenger planes, used them destroy the World Trade Center and attack the Pentagon, killing 2995 civilians. I'm sure the people of Afganistan find it offensive the way he ruled the Taliban regime. I personally find it offensive he started a war in Afganistan which took the lives of American troops fighting there. Are you offended?
July 18th, 2004  
GADefence
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by FutureRANGER
I personally found it offensive that he attacked the USS Cole and killed 17 Sailors. I personally found it offensive he attacked a mlitary barracks in Beirut and killed 241 Marines, Navy Corpsman, and Soldiers, and 58 French troops. I personally find it offensive he hijacked four American passenger planes, used them destroy the World Trade Center and attack the Pentagon, killing 2995 civilians. I'm sure the people of Afganistan find it offensive the way he ruled the Taliban regime. I personally find it offensive he started a war in Afganistan which took the lives of American troops fighting there. Are you offended?
<shrugs> I mostly found it offensive because of what the American military is currently doing around the world.
July 18th, 2004  
FutureRANGER
 
 
You mean helping people? Like in Afganistan and Iraq?

Not to mention places like South Korea.
July 18th, 2004  
Redleg
 
 
Locked!

The jokes forum is not for discussions like that....