advice about marriage

tomtom22

Chief Engineer
BEFORE MARRIAGE

John - Ah...At last. I can hardly wait!
Jane - Do you want me to leave?
John - NO! Don't even think of it.
Jane - Do you love me?
John - Of course! Always have and always will!
Jane - Have you ever cheated on me?
John - NO! Why are you even asking?
Jane - Will you kiss me?
John - Every chance I get!
Jane - Will you hit me?
John - Heck no! Are you crazy?
Jane - Can I trust you?
John - Yes
Jane - Darling!


AFTER MARRIAGE
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