advice about marriage




 
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Boots
 
March 8th, 2008  
tomtom22
 
 

Topic: advice about marriage


BEFORE MARRIAGE

John - Ah...At last. I can hardly wait!
Jane - Do you want me to leave?
John - NO! Don't even think of it.
Jane - Do you love me?
John - Of course! Always have and always will!
Jane - Have you ever cheated on me?
John - NO! Why are you even asking?
Jane - Will you kiss me?
John - Every chance I get!
Jane - Will you hit me?
John - Heck no! Are you crazy?
Jane - Can I trust you?
John - Yes
Jane - Darling!


AFTER MARRIAGE
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March 8th, 2008  
Team Infidel
 
 
hahahahaha
March 9th, 2008  
A Can of Man
 
 
Pretty smart.
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Boots
March 9th, 2008  
Sevens
 
 
Perfect.
 


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