Accidents




 
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January 19th, 2006  
phoenix80
 
 

Topic: Accidents


The National Transportation Safety Board recently divulged they had covertly funded
a project with the U.S. auto makers for the past 5 years,whereby the auto makers
were installing black voice recorders in four-wheel drive pickup trucks and SUV's in
an effort to determine in fatal accidents, the circumstances in the last 15 seconds
before the crash.

They were surprised to find that in 44 of the 50 states the recorded last words of
drivers in 61.2 percent of fatal crashes were "Oh S H I T!!"

Only the states of Oklahoma, Tennessee, Missouri,Arkansas,Georgia,Alabama and Texas
were different, where 89.3 percent of the final words were:
"hold my beer, I'm gonna try somethin"
January 19th, 2006  
Missileer
 
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by phoenix80
Only the states of Oklahoma, Tennessee, Missouri,Arkansas,Georgia,Alabama and Texas
were different, where 89.3 percent of the final words were:
"hold my beer, I'm gonna try somethin"
Or "hey y'all, watch this."
January 19th, 2006  
phoenix80
 
 
probably!

LOOOL
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January 19th, 2006  
5.56X45mm
 
 
In Florida, it's "Hey, hold my Cigar and shine."
January 20th, 2006  
Marinerhodes
 
 
Louisiana: "Ya'll wanna see somethin' cool?"
January 20th, 2006  
gigabrain
 
 
Massachusetts: whats up with the caahh!!
January 20th, 2006  
tomtom22
 
 
Funny
January 20th, 2006  
Damien435
 
 
There's also the drunk chick you just picked up at the club and you for some reason let her drive.

(After taking a left hand turn and hitting a car coming from the opposite direction.) "That f***er came out of nowhere!"
January 20th, 2006  
Missileer
 
 
Or your Wife calls from the phonebooth whose post she rammed with your `vette, "and now the damned thing won't start."
January 21st, 2006  
Marinerhodes
 
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Damien435
There's also the drunk chick you just picked up at the club and you for some reason let her drive.

(After taking a left hand turn and hitting a car coming from the opposite direction.) "That f***er came out of nowhere!"

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