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phoenix80

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The National Transportation Safety Board recently divulged they had covertly funded
a project with the U.S. auto makers for the past 5 years,whereby the auto makers
were installing black voice recorders in four-wheel drive pickup trucks and SUV's in
an effort to determine in fatal accidents, the circumstances in the last 15 seconds
before the crash.

They were surprised to find that in 44 of the 50 states the recorded last words of
drivers in 61.2 percent of fatal crashes were "Oh S H I T!!"

Only the states of Oklahoma, Tennessee, Missouri,Arkansas,Georgia,Alabama and Texas
were different, where 89.3 percent of the final words were:
"hold my beer, I'm gonna try somethin"
 
phoenix80 said:
Only the states of Oklahoma, Tennessee, Missouri,Arkansas,Georgia,Alabama and Texas
were different, where 89.3 percent of the final words were:
"hold my beer, I'm gonna try somethin"

Or "hey y'all, watch this." :angel:
 
There's also the drunk chick you just picked up at the club and you for some reason let her drive.

(After taking a left hand turn and hitting a car coming from the opposite direction.) "That f***er came out of nowhere!"
 
Or your Wife calls from the phonebooth whose post she rammed with your `vette, "and now the damned thing won't start."
 
Damien435 said:
There's also the drunk chick you just picked up at the club and you for some reason let her drive.

(After taking a left hand turn and hitting a car coming from the opposite direction.) "That f***er came out of nowhere!"


40 Year old virgin (movie)
 
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