9 Things I Hate About Everyone

9 Things I Hate About Everyone
May 29th, 2009  

Topic: 9 Things I Hate About Everyone

9 Things I Hate About Everyone
9 Things I Hate About Everyone

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

2 People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the T.V.. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.

3 When people say 'Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too'. Damn right ! What good is cake if you can't eat it?

4 When people say 'it's always the last place you look'. Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their asses!

5When people say while watching a film 'did you see that?'. No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor.

6 People who ask 'Can I ask you a question?'.... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?

7.When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.

8When people say ' life is short'. What the hell? ? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?

9 When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks 'Has the bus come yet?'. If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass?
May 29th, 2009  
May 29th, 2009  
Hahhahahahhahaha!!!! good one...like it *smiles*
9 Things I Hate About Everyone
May 29th, 2009  
Team Infidel
May 29th, 2009  
A Can of Man
Logic FTW!!!!!!
May 29th, 2009  

i love tomtom's list's :d
May 29th, 2009  
Well I search for the remote........my changing button on the set is broke.
May 29th, 2009  
Guilty Yer Honor!

Well,... of some anyway.
May 29th, 2009  
May 30th, 2009  
When you're at a store and someone says, "I'll take a..."

No, you won't, jerkoff. Ask 'please my I have' or something. You'll not "take" as that is stealing, you rude POS.

That is my number one pet peeve. I just want to punch them in the back of their head and work my way up to their parents.

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