9 Things I Hate About Everyone

tomtom22

Chief Engineer
9 Things I Hate About Everyone

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?




2 People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the T.V.. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.




3 When people say 'Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too'. Damn right ! What good is cake if you can't eat it?



4 When people say 'it's always the last place you look'. Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their asses!



5When people say while watching a film 'did you see that?'. No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor.



6 People who ask 'Can I ask you a question?'.... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?




7.When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.



8When people say ' life is short'. What the hell? ? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?



9 When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks 'Has the bus come yet?'. If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass?
 
When you're at a store and someone says, "I'll take a..."

No, you won't, jerkoff. Ask 'please my I have' or something. You'll not "take" as that is stealing, you rude POS.

That is my number one pet peeve. I just want to punch them in the back of their head and work my way up to their parents.
 
I usually say "I would like..."
Err is that alright??

"I would like..."

"May I please have..."

"I would enjoy..."

All acceptable. "I'll take" is a teenager in pants down to his knees demanding something. Show some respect, even if it is to a food worker. "Hi! I would like a hamburger, please..." Or even better, "Good afternoon! May I please have a hamburger?"

"I'll take a burger?" Go walk off a cliff and take your parents with you, you rude, arrogant, condescending POS.
 
You are pretty funny i'll give you that lol but i'm afraid of meeting you and accidently pullin one of those on you now lol
 
You are pretty funny i'll give you that lol but i'm afraid of meeting you and accidently pullin one of those on you now lol

I offer you one fair warning:

If you show up to take my daughter out and your pants are sagging, I am getting out my compressor and nail gun; and your pants, your waist, and my trigger finger are going to spend some time together until I am satisfied that you are properly clothed.

PTSD: Coming in handy since 1992.

:D

:drunkb:
 
I offer you one fair warning:

If you show up to take my daughter out and your pants are sagging, I am getting out my compressor and nail gun; and your pants, your waist, and my trigger finger are going to spend some time together until I am satisfied that you are properly clothed.

PTSD: Coming in handy since 1992.

:D

:drunkb:


Hahahahahahahaha!!! you crack me up, lol
 
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