An 81-year-old woman

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An 81-year-old woman, an alumna of a fine school, was asked by a younger alumna to make a contribution to their school's fund-raising campaign. The older woman said she'd be glad to make a gift.
"That's wonderful! Would you like to make that into a pledge over three years?"
"A pledge?" said the elderly woman. "Why, at my age I don't even buy green bananas anymore."
 
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