8 signs that you are an old wreck...




 
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8 signs that you are an old wreck...
 
August 16th, 2009  
Zastava-Arms
 

Topic: 8 signs that you are an old wreck...


8 signs that you are an old wreck...
- Your birth certificate is written in Roman Numerals [IX.IV.CLVIII]
- Archaeologists dig up things you remember from your childhood
- You are entering your fourth childhood
- You remember the time that you could fix a television with a good thump
- A trip down memory lane requires a map
- Your best loved music is only available on 33 RPM Vinyl
- Even people you dont know call you grandma/grandpa
- Children ask you if you ever had a dinosaur for a pet
August 16th, 2009  
jillyz12
 
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Zastava-Arms
- Your birth certificate is written in Roman Numerals [IX.IV.CLVIII]
- Archaeologists dig up things you remember from your childhood
- You are entering your fourth childhood
- You remember the time that you could fix a television with a good thump
- A trip down memory lane requires a map
- Your best loved music is only available on 33 RPM Vinyl
- Even people you dont know call you grandma/grandpa
- Children ask you if you ever had a dinosaur for a pet

Oh....OUCH!!!! lol
August 16th, 2009  
The Other Guy
 
 
Antiques Roadshow features your High School Yearbook
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8 signs that you are an old wreck...
August 20th, 2009  
tomtom22
 
 

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Originally Posted by The Other Guy
Antiques Roadshow features your High School Yearbook
Very good addition!
August 24th, 2009  
Team Infidel
 
 
August 27th, 2009  
Alenoor
 
 
Lol .
January 20th, 2010  
ctayfor
 
 
My eleven-year-old son will sometimes begin, "Dad, when you were young and dinosaurs roamed the Earth..." then runs like hell.
January 20th, 2010  
justin1552
 
 
I like to joke around with my Mom by saying something along the lines of how she invented fire or I'd ask her why she listened to the snake and ate the apple. Then I usually get something thrown at me.
January 21st, 2010  
rattler
 
 
To me that list rather sounds like "8 (9) signs you are immortal and just haven´t realized yet"...

Rattler
January 21st, 2010  
A Can of Man
 
 
Immortality would be awesome.
 


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