8 signs that you are an old wreck...

Zastava-Arms

Zastava-Arms

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- Your birth certificate is written in Roman Numerals [IX.IV.CLVIII]
- Archaeologists dig up things you remember from your childhood
- You are entering your fourth childhood
- You remember the time that you could fix a television with a good thump
- A trip down memory lane requires a map
- Your best loved music is only available on 33 RPM Vinyl
- Even people you dont know call you grandma/grandpa
- Children ask you if you ever had a dinosaur for a pet
 
Zastava-Arms said:
- Your birth certificate is written in Roman Numerals [IX.IV.CLVIII]
- Archaeologists dig up things you remember from your childhood
- You are entering your fourth childhood
- You remember the time that you could fix a television with a good thump
- A trip down memory lane requires a map
- Your best loved music is only available on 33 RPM Vinyl
- Even people you dont know call you grandma/grandpa
- Children ask you if you ever had a dinosaur for a pet
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Oh....OUCH!!!! lol
 
My eleven-year-old son will sometimes begin, "Dad, when you were young and dinosaurs roamed the Earth..." then runs like hell.
 
I like to joke around with my Mom by saying something along the lines of how she invented fire or I'd ask her why she listened to the snake and ate the apple. Then I usually get something thrown at me.
 
To me that list rather sounds like "8 (9) signs you are immortal and just haven´t realized yet"...

Rattler
 
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