The 7 Types of Sex




 
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Boots
 
May 3rd, 2007  
tomtom22
 
 

Topic: The 7 Types of Sex


The first kind of sex is called Smurf Sex. This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and you both have sex until you are blue in the face.

The second kind of sex is called Kitchen Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for a short time and you are so horny you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen.

The third kind of sex is called Bedroom Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for a long time. Your sex has gotten routine, and you usually have sex only in your bedroom.

The fourth kind of sex is called Hallway Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the hallway, you both say, "Screw you."

The fifth kind of sex is called Religious Sex. This means you get nun in the morning, nun in the afternoon, and nun at night.

The sixth kind of sex is called Courtroom Sex. This is when you cannot stand your wife any more. She takes you to court and screws you in front of everyone.

And last, but not least, the seventh kind of sex is called Social Security Sex. You get a little from time to time, but not enough to live on.



May 3rd, 2007  
Team Infidel
 
 
very funny
May 3rd, 2007  
Peddler
 
 
That is funny! Specially Hallway Sex
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Boots
May 3rd, 2007  
philam15
 
 
Hahahahaha ^^^^ oh hahahaha
May 3rd, 2007  
Tomsangel
 
 

Haha thanks for sharing!
May 3rd, 2007  
CrazyLilCajun
 
 
Funny!!!
May 3rd, 2007  
AFSteliga
 
 
That's good.
May 26th, 2009  
sky2979
 
 
ROFL!!! Now, that's hilarious!!!..oh, and true..
May 26th, 2009  
Sevens
 
 
Too funny!!!!!
 


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