tomtom22
Chief Engineer
The 6th grade science teacher, Mrs. Parks,asked her class, "Which human body part increases to 10 times its size when stimulated? "No one answered until little Mary stood up, angry, & said, "You should not be asking 6th-graders a question like that! I'm going to tell my parents, & they will go and tell the principal,who will then fire you! "With a sneer on her face, she then sat back down.
Mrs. Parks ignored her & asked the question again, "Which body part increases to 10 times its size when stimulated?" Little Mary's mouth fell open; then she said to those around her, "Boy, is she going to get in big trouble!" The teacher continued to ignore her & said to the class, anybody?"
Finally,Billy stood up, looked around nervously, & said, "The body part that increases 10 times its size when stimulated is the pupil of the eye." Mrs. Parks said, "Very good, Billy," then turned to Mary & continued, "As for you, young lady, I have 3 things to say:
1, you have a dirty mind,
2, you didn't read your homework, &
3, 1 day you are going to be very,very disappointed."
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Mrs. Parks ignored her & asked the question again, "Which body part increases to 10 times its size when stimulated?" Little Mary's mouth fell open; then she said to those around her, "Boy, is she going to get in big trouble!" The teacher continued to ignore her & said to the class, anybody?"
Finally,Billy stood up, looked around nervously, & said, "The body part that increases 10 times its size when stimulated is the pupil of the eye." Mrs. Parks said, "Very good, Billy," then turned to Mary & continued, "As for you, young lady, I have 3 things to say:
1, you have a dirty mind,
2, you didn't read your homework, &
3, 1 day you are going to be very,very disappointed."
:roll:
