$600 Rebate

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Team Infidel

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The federal government is sending each and every one of us a $600 rebate.

If we spend that money at Wal-Mart, the money will go to China.;

If we spend it on gasoline it will go to the Arabs;

If we purchase a computer it will go to India;

If we purchase fruit and vegetables it will go to Mexico, Honduras, and Guatemala;

If we purchase a good car it will go to Japan;

If we purchase useless crap it will go to Taiwan and none of it will help the American economy !

The only way to keep that money here at home is to buy prostitutes and beer, since these are the only products still produced in the US.

Thank you for your help.
 
Well, you can buy car parts, like performance upgrades from edelbrock or holley. Most of their stuff is still made in the good ole USA! I'm going to buy some Hooker Headers for my truck:) Up to 15 extra ponies, and better gas mileage8)
 
rotc boy said:
Well, you can buy car parts, like performance upgrades from edelbrock or holley. Most of their stuff is still made in the good ole USA! I'm going to buy some Hooker Headers for my truck:) Up to 15 extra ponies, and better gas mileage8)
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Yeah, but you never, ever, ever turn a wrench without cold beer. Period.

:p
 
I'm gonna buy a good old Williy's Jeep, a nice cold, American made Yuengling, and a New York Stripper. :brave:
 
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