30 things never to say to a naked man




 
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30 things never to say to a naked man
 
November 26th, 2006  
JulesLee
 
 

Topic: 30 things never to say to a naked man


30 things never to say to a naked man
30 Things Never to Say to a Naked Man
1. I've smoked fatter joints than that.

2. Ahhhh, it's cute.

3. Why don't we just cuddle?

4. You know they have surgery to fix that.

5. Make it dance.

6. Can I paint a smiley face on it?

7. Wow, and your feet are so big.

8. It's OK, we'll work around it.

9. Will it squeak if I squeeze it?

10. Oh no... a flash headache.

11. (giggle and point)

12. Can I be honest with you?

13. How sweet, you brought incense.

14. This explains your car.

15. Maybe if we water it, it'll grow.

16. Why is God punishing me?

17. At least this won't take long.

18. I never saw one like that before.

19. But it still works, right?

20. It looks so unused.

21. Maybe it looks better in natural light.

22. Why don't we skip right to the cigarettes?

23. Are you cold?

24. If you get me real drunk first.

25. Is that an optical illusion?

26. What is that?

27. It's a good thing you have so many other talents.

28. Does it come with an air pump?

29. So this is why you're supposed to judge people on personality.

30. I guess this makes me the ‘early bird'.
November 26th, 2006  
Team Infidel
 
 
those are pretty good.
November 26th, 2006  
Rob Henderson
 
 
"Wheres the rest of it?"
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30 things never to say to a naked man
November 26th, 2006  
bulldogg
 
 
I have a comeback for that one Cadet but this is a PG rated forum so ...
November 26th, 2006  
AFSteliga
 
 
Amusing.
November 26th, 2006  
tomtom22
 
 
Interesting
November 26th, 2006  
Sevens
 
 
Hehehehe
November 29th, 2006  
Rob Henderson
 
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by bulldogg
I have a comeback for that one Cadet but this is a PG rated forum so ...
I think I MIGHT know what it is...I do go to public high school after all...
 


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