jillyz12
Active member
1. Cows
2. The Constitution
3. The Ten Commandments
Cows
Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing
That our government can track a single cow,
Born in Canada almost three years ago,
right to the stall where she sleeps in the state of Washington?
And, they tracked her calves to their stalls.
But, they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country.
Maybe we should give each of them a cow.
The Constitution
They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq.
Why don't we just give them ours?
It was written by a lot of really smart guys,
it has worked for over 200 years,
and we're not using it anymore.
The Ten Commandments
The reason the Ten Commandments cannot be posted in a courthouse is this:
You cannot post:
"Thou Shalt Not Steal,"
"Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery,"
and
"Thou Shall Not Lie"
In a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians...
It creates a hostile work environment.
