214. Not allowed to have sudden acts of "ritual" during training session
215. I am not a dog
216. The general is not a "Saddam Hussein and Osama Bin Laden rolled up in one body"
217. Osama Bin Laden is not to be confused with Obama
218. Your superiors have a reason to be superior than you
219. When others whistle, it is not a command for you to shoot them
220. I am not a zombie communist who has risen from the grave of Lenin
221. Elvis is dead
222. Even if the Germans were the enemies in WWII, they aren't the enemies now
223. Swiss banks are not "hidey-outs for rich crooks"
224. Saluting with you rifle drawn can get myself killed
225. Everybody does not go to hell
226. "Great" doesn't mean that you are allowed to make a wish
227. "Great" doesn't mean that you did a good or great job
228. The Fourth Amendment applies to nonmilitary civilians too
229. The 9/11 terror attacks were not works of aliens working to exterminate the human race
230. Eminem is not something you eat
231. You are not allowed to decorate tanks with signs saying "Shoot me!"
232. You are not allowed to throw cake at a reporter's face
233. You are not allowed to annoy your superiors by singing "Lemon Tree"
234. You are not a lemon tree
235. You are not allowed to force new recruits swallow sleeping pills while they are on duty
236. Your name is Skippy, not Bigfoot
237. You are not allowed to introduce yourself to new recruits as "Bigfoot"
238. The Loch Ness monster is not your friend
239. Freud and Jung were not gays
240. Zeus is not your father