2008 - which choice for US President

2008 - which choice for US President

  • Sen. John McCain

    Votes: 14 38.9%
  • Sen. Hillary Clinton

    Votes: 3 8.3%
  • Sen. Sam Brownback

    Votes: 1 2.8%
  • Sen. John Edwards

    Votes: 1 2.8%
  • Sen. Barack Obama

    Votes: 1 2.8%
  • Sen. John Kerry

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Mr. Rudy Giuliani

    Votes: 7 19.4%
  • Mr. Newt Gingrich

    Votes: 2 5.6%
  • Mr. Al Gore

    Votes: 1 2.8%
  • Sergeant Stubby VIII

    Votes: 6 16.7%

  • Total voters
    36
Leopards can't change spots and neither can politicians, they just lie low till you drop the soap.
 
Here's something for those too young to have survived the Clintons' presidency and those with some memory loss, enjoy...


Dear Mr. Ex President Clinton:

I recently saw a bumper sticker that said, "Thank me, I voted for Clinton-Gore." So, I sat down and reflected on that, and I am sending my "Thank you" for what you have done, specifically:

1. Thank you for introducing us to Jennifer Flowers, Paula Jones, Monica Lewinsky, Dolly Kyle Browning, Kathleen Willey, and Juanita Broderick. Did I leave anyone out?

2. Thank you for teaching my 8 year old about oral sex. I had really planned to wait until he was a little older to discuss it with him, but now he knows more about it than I did as a senior in college.

3. Thank you for showing us that sexual harassment in the work place (especially the White House) and on the job is OK, and all you have to know is what the meaning of "it" is. It really is great to know that certain sexual acts are not sex, and one person may have sex while the other one does NOT have sex.

4. Thank you for reintroducing the concept of impeachment to a new generation and demonstrating that the ridiculous plot of the movie "Wag the Dog" could be plausible after all.

5. Thanks for making Jimmy Carter look competent, Gerald Ford look graceful, Richard Nixon look honest, Lyndon Johnson look truthful, and John Kennedy look moral.

6. Thank you for the 73 House and Senate witnesses who have pled the 5th Amendment and 17 witnesses who have fled the country to avoid testifying about Democratic campaign fund raising.

7. Thank you, for the 19 charges, 8 convictions, and 4 imprisonment's from the Whitewater "mess" and the 55 criminal charges and 32 criminal convictions (so far) in the other "Clinton" scandals.

8. Thanks also for reducing our military by half, "gutting" much of our foreign policy, and flying all over the world on "vacations" carefully disguised as necessary trips.

9 Thank you, also, for "finding" millions of dollars (I really didn't need it in the first place, and I can't think of a more deserving group of recipients for my hard-earned tax dollars) for all of your globe-trotting. I understand you, the family and your cronies have logged in more time aboard Air Force One than any other administration.

10. Now that you've left the White House, thanks for the 140 pardons of convicted felons and indicted felons-in-exile. We will love to have them rejoin society. (Not to mention the scores you pardoned while Governor of Arkansas)

11. Thanks also for removing the White House silverware. I'm sure that Laura Bush didn't like the pattern anyway. Also, enjoy the housewarming gifts you've received fro m your "friends."

12. Thanks to you and your staff in the West Wing of the White House for vandalizing and destroying government property on the way out. I also appreciate removing all of that excess weight ( China , silverware, linen, towels, ash trays, soap, pens, magnetic compass, flight manuals, etc.) out of Air Force 1. The weight savings means burning less fuel, thus less tax dollars spent on jet fuel. Thank you!

13. And finally, please ensure that Hillary enjoys the $8 million dollar advance for her "tell-all" book and you, Bill, the $10 million advance for your memoirs. Who says crime doesn't pay!

14. The last and most important point - thank you for forcing Israel to let Mohammed Atta go free. Terrorist pilot Mohammed Atta blew up a bus in Israel in 1986. The Israelis captured, tried and imprisoned him. As part of the Oslo agreement with the Palestinians in 1993, Israel had to agree to release so-called "political prisoners". However, the Israelis would not release any with blood on their hands. The American President at the time, Bill Clinton, and his Secretary of State, Warren Christopher, "insisted" that all prisoners be released. Thus Mohammed Atta was freed and eventually thanked the US by flying an airplane into Tower One of the World Trade Center . This was reported by many of the American TV networks at the time that the terrorists were first identified. It was censored in the US from all later reports. Why shouldn't Americans know the real truth?

What a guy!!

If you agree that the American public must be made aware of these facts, pass this on. God bless America and THANK YOU (once again) for spending my taxes so wisely and frugally.

SINCERELY,
A US Citizen
PS.
Please pass along a special thank you to Al Gore for "inventing" the Internet, without which I would not be able to send this wonderful, factual e-mail.

AND THE REST OF THE STORY Hillary Rodham Clinton, as a New York State Senator, now comes under the "Congressional Retirement and Staffing Plan," which means that even if she never gets reelected, she STILL receives her Congressional salary until she dies. (Would it not be nice if all Americans were pension eligible after only 4 years?)

If Bill outlives her, he then inherits HER salary until HE dies. He is already getting h is Presidential salary until he dies. If Hillary outlives Bill, she also gets HIS salary until she dies. Guess who pays for that?

WE DO!

It's common knowledge that in order for her to establish NY residency, they purchased a million dollar-plus house in upscale Chappaqua , New York . Makes sense. They are entitled to Secret Service protection for life. Still makes sense.

Here is where it becomes interesting. Their mortgage payments hover at around $10,000 per month. BUT, an extra residence HAD to be built within the acreage to house the Secret Service agents.

The Clintons charge the Federal government $10,000 monthly rent for the use of that extra residence, which is just about equal to their mortgage payment. This means that we, the taxpayers, are paying the Clinton 's salary, mortgage, transportation, safety and security, as well as the salaries for their 12 man staff -- and, this is all perfectly legal!

When she runs for President, will you vote for her?
 
Here's a primer on why John Edwards is the front runner for "Most Pathetic 2008 Candidate"...
Could John Edwards be any more pathetic?
First, he hired and backed anti-Christian bloggers to help get his 'word' out and then he presumed to speak for Jesus.
Then, after appearing on FOX News some thirty-three times, he decided to back out of their debate because he had a "principled objection" against appearing on the network.
Now comes word that he was against the Iraq War all along, and only voted for it in the first place on advice from his strategist, Bob Shrum. Quite a stretch from this little piece, isn't it?
America is at a crossroads, in my view. We are at war with a brutal and defiant enemy that will surely attack us again on our own soil. We are engaged in conflict around the globe. We have very serious issues like illegal immigration, veterans care and rising crime and poverty rates that need to be addressed immediately.
We need a leader who will put what is right before what is easy. A leader that is immune from political pandering and pressure and that will do what is best for this nation and her people. A leader that understands words like honesty and loyalty and honor, and actively displays those virtues.
And John Edwards certainly isn't the man for the job.

http://copthetruth.typepad.com/
 
"2. Thank you for teaching my 8 year old about oral sex. I had really planned to wait until he was a little older to discuss it with him, but now he knows more about it than I did as a senior in college."

Very sad, for whoever wrote this.
 
If Bill outlives her, he then inherits HER salary until HE dies. He is already getting h is Presidential salary until he dies. If Hillary outlives Bill, she also gets HIS salary until she dies. Guess who pays for that?

That is a total of less than $1 million per year. Nimitz aircraft carriers cost $4.5 billion each to make (we have ten) and a further $160 million a year to run. So if you want to ask where your tax money's going, I'd start there rather than at Congressional pensions.
 
That is a total of less than $1 million per year. Nimitz aircraft carriers cost $4.5 billion each to make (we have ten) and a further $160 million a year to run. So if you want to ask where your tax money's going, I'd start there rather than at Congressional pensions.

Negative. If the politicians were to live up to their words and actually look out for the "little guy" then they would not have 6 figure incomes from the US Government. Most of them come from big money families anyway so why do they need MORE money?

As for the most of your comment. . . My troll detector just went off. . .
 
Kucinich is the Represnative for the Cuyahoga County area of Ohio. he was Mayor of Cleveland at one point. He is about 17 inches tall.

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I vote me. And I say we get rid of the "president" thing and go back to a monarchy. Queen Sarah... I dunno, I think it sounds lovely.

No, for real though, none of the above. I want Ted Nugent running this country.

Maybe he can fix some things.
 
I'm unsure on which I like, to be honest.
Initially, I wanted to vote for McCain, but something possessed me to click Guiliani.
 
I vote me. And I say we get rid of the "president" thing and go back to a monarchy. Queen Sarah... I dunno, I think it sounds lovely.

No, for real though, none of the above. I want Ted Nugent running this country.

Maybe he can fix some things.

Looks like you'll be getting Queen Oprah :shock:
 
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