2 Sgt Maj jokes




 
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June 3rd, 2004  
lil Lt
 

Topic: 2 Sgt Maj jokes


Two Sergeant Majors were walking across campus when one said, "Where did you get such a great bike?" The second Sergeant Major replied, "Well, I was walking along yesterday, minding my own business, when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike. She threw the bike to the ground, took off all her clothes and said, "Take what you want." The second Sergeant
Major nodded approvingly, "Good choice; the clothes probably wouldn't have fit."

A Sergeant Major was crossing a road one-day when a frog called out to him and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess". He bent over, picked up the frog and put it in his pocket. The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will stay with you for one week." The Sergeant Major took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it and returned it to his pocket. The frog then cried out, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a princess, I'll stay with you for one week and do ANYTHING you want." Again the Sergeant Major took the frog out, smiled at it and put it back into his pocket. Finally, the frog asked, "What is the matter? I've told you I'm a beautiful princess, that I'll stay with you for a week and do anything you want. Why won't you kiss me?" The Sergeant Major said, "Look I'm an Sergeant Major. I don't have time for a girlfriend, but a talking frog, now that's cool."
June 3rd, 2004  
AFSteliga
 
 
The first one is pretty good, but the second one....

http://www.military-quotes.com/forum...pic.php?t=2068

Sorry, bud. Looks like you were a little late on the draw.
June 3rd, 2004  
lil Lt
 
Awww so you saw the second one already. O well.
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June 3rd, 2004  
MyStIC
 
 
Well i didnt saw any of them before. Nice.
June 3rd, 2004  
Marksman
 
 
very good ones
June 3rd, 2004  
Mark Conley
 
 
go get the one about the SM golfing
June 3rd, 2004  
Marksman
 
 
Yes sir
March 6th, 2007  
Team Infidel
 
 
not too shabby