2 Guys out hunting

The Highway Man

Brit Pack 2I/C
So 2 guys go hunting. As they are traipsing merrily through the forest, one slips and falls!
As he isn't moving or breathing, his friend panics and calls for an ambulance
"Help, help! It's my friend! He's dead!!" he shouts down the phone!
"Now, calm down sir! Shall we make sure he's dead?" Asks the operator.
"Hang on a minute" the guy says.
The next thing the operator hears is a gunshot.
The guy comes back on the line and says "He's DEFINITELY dead now! What next?" :lol:
 
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