16 Reasons Why Airplanes Are Easier To Live With Than Women

Charge 7

Master Gunner
1.) Airplanes usually kill you quickly - a woman takes her time.

2.) Airplanes can be turned on by the flick of a switch.

3.) Airplanes don't get mad if you do a "touch and go."

4.) Airplanes don't object to a preflight inspection.

5.) Airplanes come with manuals to explain their operation.

6.) Airplanes have strict weight and balance limitations.

7.) Airplanes can be flown any time of the month.

8.) Airplanes don't come with in-laws.

9.) Airplanes don't care about how many other airplanes you've flown before.

10.) Airplanes and pilots both arrive at the same time.

11.) Airplanes don't mind if you look at other airplanes.

12.) Airplanes don't mind if you buy airplane magazines.

13.) Airplanes expect to be tied down.

14.) Airplanes don't comment on your piloting skills.

15.) Airplanes don't whine unless something is really wrong.

16.) However, when airplanes go quiet, just like women, it's usually not good.
 
Re: 16 Reasons Why Airplanes Are Easier To Live With Than Wo

Charge 7 said:
9.) Airplanes don't care about how many other airplanes you've flown before.



And to fly the best airplanes, you have to fly the others first to practice.
 
Great joke, Charge!

As for you, darling TI -

The perfect man is gentle
Never cruel or mean
He has a beautiful smile
And keeps his face so clean.

The perfect man likes children
And will raise them by your side
He will be a good father
As well as a good husband to his bride.

The perfect man loves cooking
Cleaning and vacuuming too
He'll do anything in his power
To convey his feelings of love for you.

The perfect man is sweet
Writing poetry from your name
He's a best friend to your mother
And kisses away your pain.

He has never made you cry
Or hurt you In any way
Oh, screw this stupid poem
The perfect man is gay.
 
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