14 things to do at your driving test

xander

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14 Things to do While Taking a Driver's Test

01. Turn the radio on. When the tester goes to turn it off slap his/her hand.

02. Rev the car really high, turn to the tester, and say with an evil look, "buckle up!"

03. Come dressed in a suit. Before the examiner gets in the car, ask him/her to put a piece of saran wrap down so he doesn't dirty the seat.

04. When the examiner tells you to stop, pop the hood clutch and say "oops".

05. Get in the car, look down at the pedals, and say, "now which one is the gas again?"

06. After the examiner gets in the car, pop the hood, and get out and check the oil.

07. Fill your car with beer bottles.

08. The whole time driving, talk about how Aunt Gertrude smells like mothballs.

09. Tell the Registrar that you are taking the remedial test.

10. In the middle of driving, put your arm around the examiner.

11. Swear at everybody on the road.

12. When you stop at a light, start revving the engine while looking back and forth between the person next to you and the light.

13. Beep your horn at everything.

14. Break off your rear-view mirror and then ask the examiner to hold it up.
 
funny post Xander :)

Why do Americans call the accelorator the "gas?" Accelerator is so much easier to say.
 
not that this really fits on the list, but the kid who went ahead of me at the drivers test area drove himself to his own drivers test. The tester had to pass him though. she just called him stupid and said that he was lucky he didnt get pulled over on the way
 
Loostenunt, down in them there back woods of Looeesianna you cin git 5 cylaboools out of that there word guh-e-ee-aaa-ass, if yas triyd hord enuff, yessum sir.
Well, I suppose you're right...You can get 5 syllables out of anything if you say it right. LOL
 
Loostenunt, down in them there back woods of Looeesianna you cin git 5 cylaboools out of that there word guh-e-ee-aaa-ass, if yas triyd hord enuff, yessum sir.

Hey, come on Padre, just because some of us (myself included) like the swamps, it doesn't mean we all talk like a bunch of uneducated rednecks.


Most of my friends are educated rednecks. There's a distinction made down around these parts, y'dig?

:)
 
I didn't do any of that and that, that ***** failed me!!failure to yield to traffic my butt...I wasn't going to go she just got over-excited!
 
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